Friday, 2 August 2013

Butt Naked and ...

I've already got my exit dance planned.  The last stage I think I will ever be doing, on the eve of my retirement.  Well, I've got one detail planned:

-I'm going to dance barefoot.  The damned sexy shoes we strap onto our feet are a bitch to dance in! I can't get the fluidity, the sensuality that being barefoot provides when I'm wearing 7" of plastic.  Its an actual physical disadvantage, and a cynical part of me wonders if there is a subconscious pleasure in seeing women flounder about with that hindrance on their legs.

Note the horrible state of my toe nails, which I didn't notice until after I took this pic.
   I'm very overdue for a pedicure!
















Anyway, club rules and hygiene risks be fucked.  On my last night, no matter where I am, I'm doing that final stage barefoot.  They'll have to drag me off stage with one of those shepherd's hooks!  I can't wait.


 Practicing at home now to Queens of The Stone Age, who I absolutely LOVE.  (Thanks Hubs, for the introduction to the band)

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